Letter from Amer.. Canada

When I was staying in Toronto I sent an email to work with a “postcard” – this was two weeks into my three week stay. If I had of sent the email the next day I would have been able to recant the story of getting thrown out of a bar for peeing in a mop bucket.

I had a longer email typed out but my sausage fingers deleted the whole thing.

The photos were added by me, today, a few years later. I could edit it to make it read better. Maybe I will… as I seem to start most sentences with “though”, but I probably won’t.

Sent: 08 April 2010 14:59

I had the intention of sending a postcard, but I couldn’t be bothered.

This is free so I’ll be nice and say hello!


I could sicken yous with tales of nice weather, but that’ll be a lie! It’s raining at the moment!

Though apparantly the sun brings out the crackheads


Though it was really sunny for a few days and there were a few crack heads about

Toronto is ok, though bloody massive. Though I’ve seem to have exhausted all the touristy things to do


There’s also a starbucks on every other street corner – like the gag in the simpsons

On the other street corners there is a tim hortons or a mcdonalds

I can see how there are so many fat people in north america. Breakfasts are brilliant, most places only really do burgers and the portions are massive! Though Nowhere seems to do vegetables!


Staying at friends’ place. It’s a bit of a dive and they’d be first to admit that! Worse is their nutcase landlord lives downstairs (I call him prison mike though I don’t know if he has been)

Keep having to avoid him because we’re not sure he likes guests – which entails sneaking into house and bolting to the upstairs flat – excitement!

Erm what else – Went up cn tower – was good


Hockey hall of fame – sucked


Museum – good


Went to beach one day when sunny



Went to zoo – fantastic! Sadly I seemed to have went on half price moron day and they went in their droves and brought their horrible stinking children!


Still you could easily spend a day there!

Went to Montreal – good – french



Went to niagra falls … Rubbish


Actually have to go to medieval times! Apparantly it’s like wwf but with knights

And the Harlem globe trotters Are playing Saturday!

What else… Got shouted at by a Chinese woman

Erm got lost on the ghetto

I actually had a longer email typed out but lost it! It was full of whitty remarks and what not. And more detail, couldn’t be bothered typing again


Erm… See ye in a few weeks

Sent from my iPhone


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