The Spiceburger Problem

A continous debate has been going on at work (about four years), about the legitimacy of a spice burger. Specifically, if it is, in fact, a burger. The only thing both parties have agreed on is that they shouldn’t contain “twigs”.

Decide for yourself and maybe we can get enough interest and get government to clarify.

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What the fuck is a spice burger?

According to this blog a spice burger is

“invented in the 1950s by Walsh Family Foods, [a spiceburger] is described on their website as “a delicious blend of Irish beef, onions, cereals and herbs & spices, coated with a traditional outer crumb“.

and according to wikipedia

“a patty made to a proprietary recipe of meats and spices… served in a greaseproof paper bag and eaten with the hands.”

They can be bought in a popular chippy in Banbridge for £1.35, and if you want to make your own: here’s a recepie

No bap?

No! According to Angela you can buy a “spice burger bap” for an extra 50p (or something).

 

So, it’s not a burger?

Well this dictionary definition of burger seems to agree (emphesis is my own).

 

burg·er

n.

1. A sandwich consisting of a bun, a cooked beef patty, and often other ingredients such as cheese, onion slices, lettuce, or condiments. Often used in combination: a cheeseburger.

2. A similar sandwich with a nonbeef filling. Often used in combination: a crab burger; a tofu burger.

So is it just a patty?

Yes, but here is where the confustion lies. Wikipedia say

“The patty itself is also called a burger, whether or not it served in a sandwich, especially in the United Kindgdom and Ireland, where the term “patty” is rarely used.”

Hold on! This sounds very similar to a pastie.

Wikipedia describes a pastie:

“Recipes vary, but the most common ingredients are minced pork, onion, potato and seasoning formed into a ’round’ (just like a burger) which is then covered in a batter mix and deep fried.”

Pasties don’t pretend to be burgers, and you can get pastie baps.

Conclusion.

It should be called a spicepastie

 

*UPDATE* 16/08/2011

So it seems Her Majesty’s Government doesn’t care about the real issues..

Email goes on to say..

E-petitions will not be accepted if they:

  • contain offensive, joke or nonsense content
  • use language which may cause offence, is provocative or extreme in its views
  • use wording that is impossible to understand
  • include statements that amount to advertisements

If you’d like to submit a new e-petition, please read the site’s terms and conditions which explain the rules in detail.

Thanks,

HM Government e-petitions http://epetitions.direct.gov.uk/

I’m speechless. I can’t seem to find the rejected one on the website. Maybe it’s not bigoted or sensationalist enough, I don’t know. Though searching the website for burger I found this one.

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